Frustrated by Alex?
Well, put down that rotten tomato and
come on over to the only site that brings you 24-hour
non-stop eye-poking service! Use the menu at the left to
navigate to any of our delightful eye-poking games!
ALEX'S AUTOPOKE (easy) is a great
place to start off, plus there's bonus statistics of how
often Alex gets poked!
ALEX'S JAVAPOKE (moderate) is
the next step up in difficulty. You'll soon master this
game of skill.
Try ALEX'S POKE PRO v. 1.Cheese
(difficult). It's a fast and furious game of action and intrigue.
But for a real challenge... Check out ALEX'S POKE PLUS, it's sure to blow your mind!
And now, for the 20th anniversary of Poke Alex in the Eye, we couldn't help but notice that most of the antiquated technologies
we used to create our games are not longer usable by most eye poking fans. We've had no choice but to go even more antiquated. Feast your fingers upon POKE ALEX IN THE EYE: THE TEXT ADVENTURE!